Fern Britton - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Fern Britton. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Fern Britton would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Fern Britton's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.
Currently showing entries from: 2012
The b*stards have voted me off Strictly Come Dancing. I was up against stick insect Kimberley Walsh, the one from Girls Aloof that's not Cheryl Col...
I'm absolutely shattered! I can barely write this dairy entry. I'm appearing on the new series of STRICTLY COME DANCING, and I thought I juts had t...
My appearance on a panelist on 'The Wright Stuff' on Channel 5 has caused a viewer in Wales to have an epileptic fit. Apparently it was down to my...
Appeared on the The Wright Stuff on Channel 5 this week. Wrighty asked me was I disappointed that I didn't make it into the FHM top 100 Sexiest Wom...
Had to do some media interviews to promote my new book 'Hidden Treasures' The Sunday Telegraph ask me to answer questions for their magazine column...
Had a dream last night that I got a job as John Prescott's secretary in the House of Commons. He introduced himself to me as 'Mr Common'. I thought...
Obama in HiroshimaMr. President saying all the 'right' things.
"Death fell from the sky.", said he.
Never rains but it pours, eh?
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