Fern Britton - My Fake Diary

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Sunday, 9 August 2009

Dear Diary,

That Ebay really is marvellous. I put Pip Scofield up, and already have bids of £50,000 for him. Holly Willoughby will be on next, I will start her on a low reserve of £50.00, and the scripts for Coronation Street for the next 4 years will go on over the next few weeks.

ITV may think that they have got rid of me, but all of that time on TV Addicts is giving me ideas. I have not seen Noel looking so young and handsome for a while.

I still have some of his best loved Jumpers at home, for when the pension does not kick in.




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