Fern Britton - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Fern Britton. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Fern Britton would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Currently showing entries from: 2012 | 2009

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November 2012

Monday 12 November 1212

The b*stards have voted me off Strictly Come Dancing. I was up against stick insect Kimberley Walsh, the one from Girls Aloof that's not Cheryl Col...

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September 2012

Tuesday 18 September 1212

I'm absolutely shattered! I can barely write this dairy entry. I'm appearing on the new series of STRICTLY COME DANCING, and I thought I juts had t...

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May 2012

Tuesday 08 May 1212

My appearance on a panelist on 'The Wright Stuff' on Channel 5 has caused a viewer in Wales to have an epileptic fit. Apparently it was down to my...

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Saturday 05 May 1212

Appeared on the The Wright Stuff on Channel 5 this week. Wrighty asked me was I disappointed that I didn't make it into the FHM top 100 Sexiest Wom...

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April 2012

Tuesday 24 April 1212

Had to do some media interviews to promote my new book 'Hidden Treasures' The Sunday Telegraph ask me to answer questions for their magazine column...

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March 2012

Saturday 10 March 1212

Had a dream last night that I got a job as John Prescott's secretary in the House of Commons. He introduced himself to me as 'Mr Common'. I thought...

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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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