Elton John - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Elton John. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Elton John would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Elton John's diary, as written by 'whatinthe world'.
Currently showing entries from: 2013
Bloody Madonna!!! Why the heck does she bother getting up in the morning? She can't sing her own songs live;can't hold down a relationship for more th...
Alabama's New State MottoAfter Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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