Elton John - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Elton John. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Elton John would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Elton John's diary, as written by 'whatinthe world'.


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May 2013


Tuesday 28 May 1313

Bloody Madonna!!! Why the heck does she bother getting up in the morning? She can't sing her own songs live;can't hold down a relationship for more th...

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