Elton John - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Elton John. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Elton John would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Elton John's diary, as written by 'Abel Rodriguez'.
Currently showing entries from: 2013 | 2011
Dear Diary - I have decided to cancel my scheduled concert tour to Syria. I hate to do it, but Queen Elizabeth called me up and said that it might not...
Dear Diary - I spoke with Kate and William and they are toying with the idea of having me be their baby's godparent. I am so excited that I sat dow...
Dear Diary - I am so excited. I just learned that Queen Elizabeth has said that she wants to book me to perform at the annual Buckingham Palace Christ...
Dear Diary - I am still waiting to hear if Kate and William will take me up on my offer to be their new baby's godfather or to be more politically cor...
Dear Diary - After hearing the not guilty verdict in the Zimmerman case I will now vow to never, ever perform another concert in the state of Florida.
Dear Diary - I had a gay old time at my Academy Award party. Everyone told me that I looked as cute as a button dressed up in my Statue of Liberty cos...
6,815 Americans die on Black FridaySome 6,815 Americans died on Black Friday, which is the average daily number of deaths in the U.S. The difference: 6,754 of these deaths were blamed on crazy-ass shoppers trying to score a bargain.
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