Elton John - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Elton John. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Elton John would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Elton John's diary, as written by 'Abel Rodriguez'.
Currently showing entries from: 2013 | 2011
Dear Diary - I have decided to cancel my scheduled concert tour to Syria. I hate to do it, but Queen Elizabeth called me up and said that it might not...
Dear Diary - I spoke with Kate and William and they are toying with the idea of having me be their baby's godparent. I am so excited that I sat dow...
Dear Diary - I am so excited. I just learned that Queen Elizabeth has said that she wants to book me to perform at the annual Buckingham Palace Christ...
Dear Diary - I am still waiting to hear if Kate and William will take me up on my offer to be their new baby's godfather or to be more politically cor...
Dear Diary - After hearing the not guilty verdict in the Zimmerman case I will now vow to never, ever perform another concert in the state of Florida.
Dear Diary - I had a gay old time at my Academy Award party. Everyone told me that I looked as cute as a button dressed up in my Statue of Liberty cos...
Microwave Attachment Eliminates Need For Head ShavingHyram B. Dison's invention, which eliminates daily head shaving, is now on sale. "Microcaps" use a microwave to defoliate scalps with a rubber skull attachment similar to ones used in electric chairs.
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