Elton John - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Elton John. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Elton John would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Showing Elton John's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.

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Currently showing entries from: 2012

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June 2012

Monday 04 June 1212

Well, I'm at the Palace for the Diamond Jubilee Concert and among such illustrious company - Grace Jones, Gary Barlow, Ed Sheeran, Cheryl Cole, Annie...

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May 2012

Monday 14 May 1212

I entered an Elton John lookalike comp once before at Butlins - and came in third! The winner did have some great ear-rings and wacky glasses though.

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Friday 11 May 1212

Yay! President Barry O'Barmy has come out (of the closet?) to support gay marriage. This is excellent news. I've always wanted to live at the White...

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Saturday 05 May 1212

A gay music festival set to be headlined by moi, Sir Elton John, in London this summer has been cancelled. The culprit? The summer Olympics, being hel...

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Wednesday 02 May 1212

Damn, after all these years i thought i was in the clear! over 25 years after Nikita's release, an unknown singer songwriter Guy Hobbs has filed a...

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April 2012

Saturday 21 April 1212

I was devastated to hear of Levon Helm's death from cancer on Thursday, but hopes to keep his memory alive through my little boy - I named him Zachary...

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Tuesday 10 April 1212

Betty White and her friends at The Lifeline Program have adopted a crocodile at the Los Angeles Zoo and Botanical Gardens in honour of my recent 65th...

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Sunday 08 April 1212

I don't have a mobile phone, I don't have a computer, I don't have an iPad and I don't have an iPod. I prefer to spend my hard earned cash on lovel...

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