Elton John - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Elton John. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Elton John would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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Currently showing entries from: 2012

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September 2012

Tuesday 18 September 1212

Gay actor Rupert Everett's stinging attack on homosexual parents 'I couldn't think of anything worse than being brought up by two dads' He was s...

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Monday 17 September 1212

Tampa Bay Online pleased me with their comments here: Rock royalty rocked the house Friday night at the official reopening of the USF Sun Dome.

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Sunday 16 September 1212

I'm going Manila in the Philippines, to do a concert at the Smart Araneta Coliseum on Dec. 8. The fans have let me know hope that during his concer...

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Saturday 15 September 1212

The Killers were kind about me in the press this week; The Killers' new album was influenced by an Elton John gig. Brandon Flowers revealed single...

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Friday 14 September 1212

The Tampa Bay Times printed: Elton John's USF Sun Dome concert should include more than just his hits These days, it's hard to recall the boundary-...

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Thursday 13 September 1212

I will be touring Australia once again. I'll be performing at the Rod Laver Arena in Melbourne on November 18, to commemorate the 40th anniversary...

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Wednesday 12 September 1212

I like to make an impact on my party guests - and half-naked waiters are bound to go down a treat. I posed with partner David Furnish and seven sca...

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Tuesday 11 September 1212

My civil partner, David Furnish and I, have sold our two Sierra Towers condos in West Hollywood for $4.65 million. The smaller unit features one be...

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