Elton John - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Elton John. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Elton John would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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April 2011


Thursday 28 April 1111

I have already planned my song for Kate's funeral. After candle in the wind for Diana which had millions in tears I thought a tune from Prince would b...

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