Elton John - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Elton John. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Elton John would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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March 2012


Monday 19 March 1212

Bernie Taupin has sent me some new lyrics - and they're pretty good. Wasn't planning on releasing new album just yet but quickly changed my mind wh...

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Sunday 18 March 1212

Phil Collins has been in touch. He's got to make another alimony payment to one his many ex-wives and could I lend him a million. You know the rule...

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Saturday 10 March 1212

I don't want Zacharry to be an old Queen like me when he grows up, so I have decided to cancel his (planned) ballet classes and get him playing footba...

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Saturday 10 March 1212

Michael Barrymore has faxed me. That sounds rude, but it is true, we are the last two Queens of England to still own a fax machine. He has invited...

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Saturday 03 March 1212

Got a picture text from David Walliams in the shower. Oh Walliams, yo dirty dawg! Wheres wallie? There he is!! That Walliams is such a rude boy. An...

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Saturday 03 March 1212

getting a bit bored with David (Furnish). I wonder if David (Becks) would ever consider turning. He'd be at the top of my transfer list. I tell ya...

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Saturday 03 March 1212

Saved on babysitters fees by taking Zach to an Oscars party. Got a few funny stares. GET WITH THE PROGRAMME AMERICA! Men can get married to each ot...

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Saturday 03 March 1212

Still upset over the BBC snub for the Voice and Eurovision, imagine how many flowers i could have bought with the cash. Oh and could have bought so...

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Joan Rivers Loses It

A medical bulletin just released from a Manhattan clinic states that Joan Rivers had stopped talking during throat surgery.

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