Elton John - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Elton John. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Elton John would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Elton John's diary, as written by 'radiogagger'.
Currently showing entries from: 2012
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March 2012
Sunday 25 March 12
Woo hoo! Today is the 65th birthday of a certain Mr Reg Dwight... aka... Me! The superstar Elton John. I've decided not to have a big birthday part...
Monday 19 March 12
Bernie Taupin has sent me some new lyrics - and they're pretty good. Wasn't planning on releasing new album just yet but quickly changed my mind wh...
Sunday 18 March 12
Phil Collins has been in touch. He's got to make another alimony payment to one his many ex-wives and could I lend him a million. You know the rule...
Saturday 10 March 12
I don't want Zacharry to be an old Queen like me when he grows up, so I have decided to cancel his (planned) ballet classes and get him playing footba...
Saturday 10 March 12
Michael Barrymore has faxed me. That sounds rude, but it is true, we are the last two Queens of England to still own a fax machine. He has invited...
Saturday 03 March 12
Got a picture text from David Walliams in the shower. Oh Walliams, yo dirty dawg! Wheres wallie? There he is!! That Walliams is such a rude boy. An...
Saturday 03 March 12
getting a bit bored with David (Furnish). I wonder if David (Becks) would ever consider turning. He'd be at the top of my transfer list. I tell ya...
Saturday 03 March 12
Saved on babysitters fees by taking Zach to an Oscars party. Got a few funny stares. GET WITH THE PROGRAMME AMERICA! Men can get married to each ot...
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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