Elton John - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 17 September 2013

Dear Diary - I have decided to cancel my scheduled concert tour to Syria. I hate to do it, but Queen Elizabeth called me up and said that it might not be a good idea to go there at this time.

I guess she is right. The way it looks President Obama is still set on bombing the hell out of the place.

Maybe David and I can go to North Korea and pay Kim Jong Un a little visit.

Elton John

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