Elton John - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 11 September 2013

Dear Diary - I spoke with Kate and William and they are toying with the idea of having me be their baby's godparent.

I am so excited that I sat down at the piano and I wrote three songs; well the music actually. I'll get Bernie Taupin to write the lyrics later.

Wills said that he had heard that his grandmother did not want me to be little George Alexander Louis' godparent because I am in show business.

So what? I say. So what? That's what I say to the old gal who seems to butt into everybody's business.

I think I will write an unflattering song about her. I was going to call it Dizzy Miss Lizzie, but the Beatles already used that titled.

Elton John




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