Elton John - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 27 July 2013

Dear Diary - I am still waiting to hear if Kate and William will take me up on my offer to be their new baby's godfather or to be more politically correct his godparent.

I know that I can do a great job and I would be perfect since I have been to Buckingham Palace many times and me and Queen Lizzy have really grown closer especially talking about queen things.

As for Philip - what can I say? The man is a prince.

Elton John

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