Elton John - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 16 July 2013

Dear Diary - After hearing the not guilty verdict in the Zimmerman case I will now vow to never, ever perform another concert in the state of Florida.

And in fact, I do not even want to ever visit the "Plywood State" again.

Me and my husband David will instead visit Mississippi, Alabama, or Arkansas.

I have already burned my Miami Heat basketball jersey that LeBron James sent me two weeks ago.

Elton "The Disappointed Lad" John




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