Elton John - My Fake Diary


Sunday, 8 April 2012

I don't have a mobile phone, I don't have a computer, I don't have an iPad and I don't have an iPod.

I prefer to spend my hard earned cash on lovely flowers to display around the house, and nappied for new babba Zacharay.

I'm not the only person with a dislike of all things tech.
George Clooney once informed a press conference, "I'd rather have a rectal examination on live TV by a fellow with cold hands than have a Facebook page".

I for one would like to do that rectal examination. And I wouldn't be tweeting about it if I did!!

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