Ed Miliband - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Ed Miliband. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Ed Miliband would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2012


Thursday 13 December 12

I'm having trouble with my Balls. What a cock up! On the good side he's not about to depose Wallace but what a disastrous penalty miss! Still, mayb...

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November 2012


Friday 30 November 12

I've started writing this Diary so I can sort out my thoughts before taking over he reins of power. I must say it has been pretty plain sailing up to...

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October 2012


Tuesday 09 October 12

Wow. Still buzzing, a week after my 60 minute speech without notes at the Labour Party Conference. The Tories were a bit peed off that I stole thei...

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September 2012


Tuesday 18 September 12

Politicians strive to create buzzwords for what they regard as unique concepts. I commandeered the term 'predistribution' (which is just another co...

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Monday 17 September 12

Sick union militants at the TUC conference have been blasted for flogging 'Party Packs' for when Margaret Thatcher dies. The macabre £10 goodie bags...

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Sunday 16 September 12

In an interview with The Daily Telegraph, I said I felt capitalism was "the least worst system we've got" but needed saving from itself. I have bee...

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Saturday 15 September 12

Labour's lead over the Conservatives would be wiped out if Boris Johnson took over from David Cameron, a poll published on Wednesday revealed. A su...

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Friday 14 September 12

David Cameron rejected three challenges I made to him, to promise that he would meet his own government's target to ensure debt is falling as a propor...

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