Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2012

Monday 31 December 1212

My resolutions for 2013. I want to make another billion dollars. And quick. I want to finally open the golf course and on site hotel in Scotch-...

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Saturday 29 December 1212

Dear Diary - I am proud to announce that I will be producing a brand new show in 2013. It will be a reality show and will feature Lindsay Lohan.

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Saturday 29 December 1212

Whats all this palava - people inside his team are suggesting that Mitt Romney didn't want to win the American Election. Well he certainly went th...

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Saturday 01 December 1212

Today I wrote my letter to old St. Nicholas. Dear Santa, For christmas this year I would like you to bring me a copy of President Obama's birth ce...

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November 2012

Thursday 08 November 1212

Dear Diary - I knew I should have run for president. I know that I would have gotten a hell of a lot more electoral votes than the old Flip-Flopper...

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Wednesday 07 November 1212

Well it looks like my gaffe prone 'mate' Mitt Romney has lost the election to Barry Obama. Good going Mitt. Who is going to approve my planning applic...

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Sunday 04 November 1212

Dear Diary - Mark Cuban has just stated that he will pay $1 million to the charity of my choice if I shave off all of my hair. Just who the hec...

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October 2012

Thursday 25 October 1212

I have offered to give $5 million dollars, which is the currency of the United States of America to charity of Barack Obama's choice if he gives up th...

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