Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2017


Friday 20 October 1717

Now I'm getting heat for being a good guy and calling those unappreciative gold star parents. I'm sure they were just in awe of me and will snap out o...

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September 2017


Saturday 23 September 1717

That Rocket Boy Kid made a comment about me again. I'm going to make a Twitter statement as soon as I find out what some of those words he used mean.

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Friday 22 September 1717

Dear Diary- I know I haven't written my secret thoughts down here for a yuge amount of time but instead of writing down my thoughts I have been tweet...

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Friday 22 September 1717

Dear Diary- I know I haven't written my secret thoughts down here for a yuge amount of time but instead of writing down my thoughts I have been tweet...

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August 2017


Thursday 10 August 1717

Man, that guy from China is threatening me again. I mean Korea. One of the Koreas. I can never keep them straight. But I know the American people want...

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July 2017


Thursday 27 July 1717

That Sessions is really pissing me off. Who does he think he is, recusing himself, right when I really need him! He's just like the others, they're al...

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Saturday 22 July 1717

Dear Diary- This will have to be short. The Secret Service man I was having to transcribe this quit, just like those other traitors. I wonder if Sean...

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June 2017


Saturday 24 June 1717

I'm sure the polls showing me as most unpopular President are wrong. All you've got to do is see how many people turned out to see me in Iowa! And New...

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