Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2017


Saturday 09 December 1717

Oh shit. Donald Trump Jr.'s testifying. I know he's to scared of me to betray me, but he's so stupid they'll probably get him to admit stuff without h...

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November 2017


Wednesday 29 November 1717

I imagine everyone is quoting me around the dinner table tonight, how I called Elizabeth Warren "Pocohantas" in front of those really old Indians. I g...

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Saturday 18 November 1717

It's not fair that nobody admired my Al Frankenstein joke and just called me out for MY sexual pecadillos. Why, I'm not a comedian turned rebel Senato...

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Wednesday 08 November 1717

Well, here I am, giving my time for my country again, jetting off to unknown lands to save the day. I hope the country will have forgotten about all t...

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October 2017


Monday 30 October 1717

The fake news press doesn't seem to want to let me have any peace. I swear, if they don't leave me alone, I might have to show them how wrong they wou...

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Friday 20 October 1717

Now I'm getting heat for being a good guy and calling those unappreciative gold star parents. I'm sure they were just in awe of me and will snap out o...

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September 2017


Saturday 23 September 1717

That Rocket Boy Kid made a comment about me again. I'm going to make a Twitter statement as soon as I find out what some of those words he used mean.

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Friday 22 September 1717

Dear Diary- I know I haven't written my secret thoughts down here for a yuge amount of time but instead of writing down my thoughts I have been tweet...

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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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