Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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May 2017


Friday 26 May 1717

My wife Melania says she'll let me hold her hand if I take her home. I keep explaining to her that we can't go home until they drop all this impeachme...

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Friday 19 May 1717

This is Donald Trump's psychiatrist. Donald is too upset to make a diary entry so he asked me to do it for him. He says he is very, very scared at how...

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Wednesday 17 May 1717

Oh shit! How did everyone find out I gave those state secrets to the Russians? Oh ya, I told them. Sometimes I think maybe I shouldn't tweet so much.

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April 2017


Wednesday 12 April 1717

Boy, do I love that daughter of mine! Ivanka's so in tune with the people. I've become almost god-like and just can't relate to the little people anym...

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Wednesday 05 April 1717

People need to stop talking about me. I mean, usually I like it, and cheering me is good. But when I walked into that signing the other day and forgot...

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March 2017


Friday 24 March 1717

I told the White House switchboard to get me Nordstrom's head office but they won't take my calls any more, even if it's coming from the White House!...

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Sunday 05 March 1717

I just had to wake up today in the Lincoln Bedroom and do what I do every day--yell for the Secret Service man that stands guard outside my door. I...

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January 2017


Friday 20 January 1717

Well, now I'm President. I don't really know what the fuck I'm supposed to do. I guess I didn't really think all this through. All I really liked was...

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Alabama's New State Motto

After Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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