Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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May 2012

Friday 18 May 1212

So welcome to the billionaires club to Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebook, which has gone public on the wall St exchange today. It took me ye...

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Friday 11 May 1212

Notes to self: 1,Remind me to buy a new toupet tomorrow. In fact, remind me to buy a toupet factory tomorrow, but the BEST! I wonder what I will have...

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Saturday 05 May 1212

I have just opened a new Trump Towers - but in Istanbul, Turkey. They are the first Trump Towers in Europe. In two conjoined towers are Trump To...

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Friday 04 May 1212

Wow - Facebook is worth like a hundred billion dollars! No bricks, no mortar, no construction workers, no cement, just thin air! A hundred billion...

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April 2012

Saturday 14 April 1212

Richard Branson has rung me up. Do I want to buy a seat on his Virgin Galactic flight to space. For £200,000 of his English money. He's a good sale...

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March 2012

Sunday 18 March 1212

A well known Tv network have been in touch, asking would I be interested in presenting a new reality show? Called "SHOW ME YOUR PASSPORT! Sounds li...

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Sunday 04 March 1212

I've been asked to appear at the National Achievers Congress 2012 in California next month. Also giving speeches will be Anthony Robbins and Rober...

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Friday 02 March 1212

I have decided to start a campaign to throw Sacha Baron Cohen out of the United States. At the Oscars he threw ashes over Ryan Seacrest and that is ju...

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