Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2013


Sunday 01 September 1313

Dear Diary - I'm tired of people saying that Donald Trump University is not really a university. Well, it may not have a football team, gorgeous ch...

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August 2013


Wednesday 28 August 1313

Dear Diary - I just heard that Kim Jong Un wants to purchase an apartment in Manhattan. Well I am going to do everything in my power to make sure t...

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Tuesday 13 August 1313

Dear Dairy - I am one mad billionaire. I just heard that President Barack Obama has taken yet another vacation. I'm not 100 percent sure, but I thi...

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Tuesday 06 August 1313

Dear Diary - I cannot stand to see Anthony Weiner and Edward Snowden getting all of the publicity. I am Mr. New York City and I deserve to be on the f...

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July 2013


Monday 29 July 1313

"Do you know what my favorite line is in that Apprentice gig I've got going on? It's when I say, "so-and-so, 'YOU'RE FIRED!'" Yes, I really love this.

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Sunday 28 July 1313

Dear Diary - Everyone knows that I will do whatever it takes to make sure that the ratings of my fantastically wonderful hit NBC show Celebrity Appren...

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Sunday 21 July 1313

Dear Diary - I am tired of hearing people say that they want to place an embargo on Florida. Well I don't think that's a good idea because if we here...

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Tuesday 16 July 1313

Dear Diary - This Zimmerman trial has taken away my spotlight. I hate when someone or something steps on my publicity toes. I hate it. I have to do...

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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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