Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2017

Monday 18 December 1717

Well, everything is going great! Melania keeps saying I'm delusional because having the FBI investigate, those bitches not letting those stupid harras...

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Saturday 09 December 1717

Oh shit. Donald Trump Jr.'s testifying. I know he's to scared of me to betray me, but he's so stupid they'll probably get him to admit stuff without h...

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November 2017

Wednesday 29 November 1717

I imagine everyone is quoting me around the dinner table tonight, how I called Elizabeth Warren "Pocohantas" in front of those really old Indians. I g...

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Saturday 18 November 1717

It's not fair that nobody admired my Al Frankenstein joke and just called me out for MY sexual pecadillos. Why, I'm not a comedian turned rebel Senato...

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Wednesday 08 November 1717

Well, here I am, giving my time for my country again, jetting off to unknown lands to save the day. I hope the country will have forgotten about all t...

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October 2017

Monday 30 October 1717

The fake news press doesn't seem to want to let me have any peace. I swear, if they don't leave me alone, I might have to show them how wrong they wou...

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Friday 20 October 1717

Now I'm getting heat for being a good guy and calling those unappreciative gold star parents. I'm sure they were just in awe of me and will snap out o...

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September 2017

Saturday 23 September 1717

That Rocket Boy Kid made a comment about me again. I'm going to make a Twitter statement as soon as I find out what some of those words he used mean.

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