Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2013

Tuesday 24 December 1313

Dear Diary - Well I am still sitting around thinking who the hell I am going to request to see a birth certificate from next. I think that it might...

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Wednesday 18 December 1313

Dear Diary - I just got off the phone with Megyn Kelly and she was really upset. She said that she cannot believe all of the hate emails she has be...

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Wednesday 11 December 1313

Dear Diary - So President Obama and the Danish prime minister think that they can sit around and play footsie and get away with. Well I for one, am...

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Thursday 05 December 1313

Dear Diary - I cannot believe what Omarosa said about me the other day when she appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. She had the nerve to say that...

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October 2013

Saturday 12 October 1313

Dear Diary - I heard through the grapevine that the president is planning on taking another vacation. Just who the heck does he think he is anyway?...

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September 2013

Saturday 28 September 1313

Dear Diary - I just heard that Kanye West has threatened to teach Jimmy Kimmel some manners. I really do not like either individual but I hate Kimmel'...

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Friday 20 September 1313

Dear Diary - I heard that Kim Jong Un made a comment about my hair on the North Korean National News Agency, The Rice Paddy. Well the little Asian...

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Friday 06 September 1313

Dear Diary - I am going to start up a petition that if President Obama does not listen to what the members of the United States Senate have to say the...

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