Donald Trump - My Fake Diary


Friday, 26 May 2017

My wife Melania says she'll let me hold her hand if I take her home. I keep explaining to her that we can't go home until they drop all this impeachment biz. I really want to make a state visit to the Bahamas after we tour Italy and the rest of Europe. I guess I'll just give her jewelry and then take her furniture shopping.

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