Well, I know the media's out to get me now. I HATE these investigative reporters! Well, I hate them when they're not working for me. My investigators have been unable to find anything on Hillary except those stupid e-mails. Who cares really? What a boring scandal! And everybody thinks it's cheating if I go after her husband Bill.
My life is so unfair! It's just not fair! It's not fair! It's not Fair! IT'S NOT FAIR!