Help, please for the love of god, somebody help me!
Let me be completely frank. I don't want to be president of the United States. I never did. Someone very powerful offered me 20 million dollars to run a campaign and I couldn't back down from that offer. Now they're not letting me back out of the deal and I am regretting it immensely.
I'm trying to sabotage my own campaign and you keep voting for me in these polls. Stop it! Just stop it already! I've had enough! What more do I need to do? How many more races of people do I need to condemn? How many other candidates do I need to call morons?
This has gone too far. It was a little bit funny at first, I'll admit. But now it's not anymore. I shouldn't be the lead Republican candidate this far into the race. Remember when I said all Mexican immigrants were rapists and criminals...