Dear Diary - I heard through the grapevine that the president is planning on taking another vacation.
Just who the heck does he think he is anyway? The president. Oops...my bad.
I am going to strongly suggest to him that if he has to take a vacation maybe he can visit Hoboken, New Jersey and save the American taxpayers a whole lot of money.
Of course to me, money is nothing since I have billions of it.