Dear Diary - I just heard that Kim Jong Un wants to purchase an apartment in Manhattan.
Well I am going to do everything in my power to make sure that, that does not happen. I do not want that North Korean leader to live anywhere close to me.
I don't like the man because he is always threatening to fire off his missiles at Japan, South Korea, and even Los Angeles.
And besides have you seen his silly ass hairdo? I mean who in their right mind would walk around looking like that?