My resolutions for 2013.
I want to make another billion dollars. And quick.
I want to finally open the golf course and on site hotel in Scotch-land. This has been dragging on too long now, I just want to play golf and make more billions.
I want to finally see Barack Hussein (or is it Huseyin?) Obama's passport to prove he is American - or not as the case maybe.
When Obama has to stand down in disgrace I will become the Unelected Billionaire President.
I would also like my real hair to grow back so I can stop wearing this wig.