Dear Diary -
I am proud to announce that I will be producing a brand new show in 2013. It will be a reality show and will feature Lindsay Lohan.
The name of the new show will be Celebrity Cellmate. And yes, it will be based on Lohan's incarceration which is due to happen sometime in early 2013.
The little freckle-faced celebutante just went and ran out of chances. I tried to warn her and tell her that she needed to get her act together, but she would smile and say that she was fine and that there is no way that a judge would ever send her to prison seeing as how she is so pretty and all.
Oh well, I truly feel that the new show will be a big hit and bring me lots and lots of money.
Donald "King Midas" Trump