Well it looks like my gaffe prone 'mate' Mitt Romney has lost the election to Barry Obama. Good going Mitt. Who is going to approve my planning applications for new hotels now?
The plan forcing the President to show us his passport didn't work, and he ignored my offer of £5 million for charity to show us his college records.
I'm going to have one more go.... I'll offer him $25m cash in hand, well a suitcase (he'd need big hands for £$25m) for him to go back to Kenya, and we can get a friendly (to me anyway) big business man in the White House like I wanted in the first place.