Dear Diary -
Mark Cuban has just stated that he will pay $1 million to the charity of my choice if I shave off all of my hair.
Just who the heck does this Cuban fella think he is anyway George Clooney or what?
Everyone knows that my fabulous looking hair is perhaps my number one trait - so why in the world would I even consider shaving it all off, even for $10 million.
Mark is just trying to get back at me because I told President Obama that I would give $5 million to the charity of his choice if he showed me his college records.
I hate it when people try to beat me at my own childish game.