I have offered to give $5 million dollars, which is the currency of the United States of America to charity of Barack Obama's choice if he gives up the presidency of this fine nation and moves back to his homeland of Kenya.
Well not really, that could be deemed racist. I have offered $5 million to charity if Obama produces his college records. I failed in proving he wasn't American when he produced his passport. So this is my next option. Well, at least unlike most Mitt Romney, I have a plan B.