Dear Diary -
If Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann, and Jon Huntsman think that they are going to get away with embarrassing me they are all sadly mistaken.
I am going to see to it that whenever they come to New York that the NYPD makes sure that their cars get ticketed for something, I don't care what, but something.
No one makes a fool out of Donald Trump - I am the "King of New York City."
I'll show them. And what the hell is up with that blonde bitch who is getting married to Rosie O'Donnell. I mean does she really want to be married to a he-woman who has more facial hair than Piers Morgan.