Dear Diary -
Well it looks like my idea of having a GOP presidential debate with me as the moderator did not go over very well.
The only two candidates who said they would appear were Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum. The others including Mitt Romney, Rick Perry, Ron Paul, Michelle Bachmann, and Jon Huntsman said they would not participate.
And let me say that right now I am so angry that I may just decide to run on my own. If those five individuals think that they are going to embarrass me they are all sadly mistaken especially that flaky bitch Bachmann.
I know that the American people like me just as much as they like Mitt Romney or Rick Perry. And maybe even more because I spend a lot of money taking care of my hair.
Donald Trump in 2012