Dear Diary -
Well I have been receiving lots and lots of emails, text messages, tweets, and phone calls from people asking me to please jump into the GOP presidential race.
Everyone tells me that I am the only one who has a chance of going up against President Obama.
I've been telling people that since last year but no one listens.
And regarding Rick Perry and Mitt Romney's hairdo's, I got those two dudes beat by a country mile.
So I will be calling up poster shops this week and getting prices on political posters that read "The Hair Cares - Trump in '12"