Dear Diary -
Well I am in the middle of trying to figure out which celebrities I am going to be hiring to appear on the upcoming season of my show Celebrity Apprentice.
I had seriously thought about Hank Williams Jr., but after his remark where he compared President Obama to Hitler I decided that I would scratch him off the list.
I have also scratched Brett Favre because it looks like he may be playing for the Dallas Cowboys.
I am still considering Ann Coulter even though my attorney has advised me against using her because of her big, dumb-ass, anti-Liberal mouth.