Donald Trump - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 23 June 2011

Dear Diary,

Well I am trying to figure out just how to get President Obama all pissed off.

I really had a great time with that birth certificate BS.

I mean no one knows this but I couldn't care less if the man was born in Russia, China, or Iraq.

I just got a text from Star Jones. I swear she must text me five times a day. I guess that I'm just gonna have to tell the bitch to leave me the eff alone.

Gary Busey called me. He wanted me to hear a jingle he made up regarding Meatloaf always crying.

Gary was laughing so hard he never recited the jingle.

Donald Trump

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