Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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August 2015


Thursday 06 August 1515

Help, please for the love of god, somebody help me! Let me be completely frank. I don't want to be president of the United States. I never did. Som...

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July 2015


Sunday 05 July 1515

Last night I had an absolutely horrible nightmare about having a receding hairline. My forehead was as bare as a baby's behind, and no one recognized...

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April 2015


Monday 20 April 1515

Dear Diary- It's so much easier re-reading my diary since I hired a person to proofread it. I'm still thinking about getting a ghost writer for it. I...

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January 2015


Friday 16 January 1515

Dear Diary, I was walking through Trump Towers, which I do several times a day so I can pretend to be ignoring the people who are excited to see m...

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