Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2016

Tuesday 25 October 1616

Well, I know the media's out to get me now. I HATE these investigative reporters! Well, I hate them when they're not working for me. My investigators...

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Wednesday 12 October 1616

Who is that! GO AWAY! I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ANYBODY!!! Well, here I am all alone in Trump Tower again listening to motivation tapes. I wonder if th...

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Sunday 09 October 1616

Dear Diary, Well here I am in my alone room, dictating my diary entry to a new flunkie, er, what's your name there Butch? You see that hot babe out t...

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Friday 07 October 1616

Well, no one thought I would make it this far in the Presidential race with my political strategy. That of course, being to say and do so many crazy t...

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September 2016

Friday 23 September 1616

Well, I've got all potential cabinet members decided and just in case we don't win, which means the end of America, I've signed each person to an unbr...

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July 2016

Saturday 23 July 1616

The new wig is much more Presidential. If only it didn't take me five hours each morning to get on just right. And the dozen bottles of hair spray I...

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March 2016

Thursday 31 March 1616

Please, if anyone is reading this, Donald Trump is holding me hostage and making me write his diary entries. He has my faithful dog Drumpf hidden away...

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Thursday 24 March 1616

I am looking forward to being President, but it's going to make it harder for me to have any privacy. Like when I go to that doctor to see if I ca...

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Breaking News...

Apple's New App: Don-B-Gone

To make up for the new iPhone 7's lack of headphone jack,

Apple is offering a free app that blocks Donald Trump's image, voice, and quotes from any web content viewed on the phone.
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