Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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June 2017

Monday 12 June 1717

Where is my phone? I have some tweets I have to share! MELANIA!! Where is my phone? Those assholes are always trying to hide my phone so I won't tweet...

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Sunday 04 June 1717

I wish George W. What's his name? Oh ya, Bush. I wish he would call me back. They keep saying that he let his cell phone run out of power again and he...

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Friday 02 June 1717

Well, I guess I showed those stuck-up Paris Accord assholes. I guess they think they can just ignore me and point and laugh at me. I will show them no...

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May 2017

Friday 26 May 1717

My wife Melania says she'll let me hold her hand if I take her home. I keep explaining to her that we can't go home until they drop all this impeachme...

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Friday 19 May 1717

This is Donald Trump's psychiatrist. Donald is too upset to make a diary entry so he asked me to do it for him. He says he is very, very scared at how...

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Wednesday 17 May 1717

Oh shit! How did everyone find out I gave those state secrets to the Russians? Oh ya, I told them. Sometimes I think maybe I shouldn't tweet so much.

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April 2017

Wednesday 12 April 1717

Boy, do I love that daughter of mine! Ivanka's so in tune with the people. I've become almost god-like and just can't relate to the little people anym...

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Wednesday 05 April 1717

People need to stop talking about me. I mean, usually I like it, and cheering me is good. But when I walked into that signing the other day and forgot...

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