Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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April 2017

Wednesday 12 April 1717

Boy, do I love that daughter of mine! Ivanka's so in tune with the people. I've become almost god-like and just can't relate to the little people anym...

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Wednesday 05 April 1717

People need to stop talking about me. I mean, usually I like it, and cheering me is good. But when I walked into that signing the other day and forgot...

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March 2017

Friday 24 March 1717

I told the White House switchboard to get me Nordstrom's head office but they won't take my calls any more, even if it's coming from the White House!...

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Sunday 05 March 1717

I just had to wake up today in the Lincoln Bedroom and do what I do every day--yell for the Secret Service man that stands guard outside my door. I...

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January 2017

Friday 20 January 1717

Well, now I'm President. I don't really know what the fuck I'm supposed to do. I guess I didn't really think all this through. All I really liked was...

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Tuesday 17 January 1717

Well, all these haters will have another song to sing when I quit the Presidency after two months and start collecting the pension, free office staff,...

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Friday 06 January 1717

Oh Twitter, Twitter, Twitter my darling, you mean so much more to me than my family and the idiots who voted for me. Oh Twitter, with your retweeting,...

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I got the results back from my Telomere kit to find out how old I was in Teloyears, and discovered that I've been dead since 2007. Bummer.
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