Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2016


Wednesday 09 November 1616

Oh f#@$! I'm in deep doo-doo now! I never thought I had a chance to win this thing! And I never wanted to! Every time I tried to say something stupid...

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Saturday 05 November 1616

Oh wow, I'm starting to gain on Crooked Hillary. Now everybody tells me to just keep my mouth shut and don't say pussy or anything. They just don't kn...

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October 2016


Sunday 30 October 1616

Wow, I know there has to be something good in Hillary's e-mails! I think I'll finally have a chance if I just hunker down here and hide until the elec...

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Tuesday 25 October 1616

Well, I know the media's out to get me now. I HATE these investigative reporters! Well, I hate them when they're not working for me. My investigators...

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Wednesday 12 October 1616

Who is that! GO AWAY! I DON'T WANT TO TALK TO ANYBODY!!! Well, here I am all alone in Trump Tower again listening to motivation tapes. I wonder if th...

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Sunday 09 October 1616

Dear Diary, Well here I am in my alone room, dictating my diary entry to a new flunkie, er, what's your name there Butch? You see that hot babe out t...

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Friday 07 October 1616

Well, no one thought I would make it this far in the Presidential race with my political strategy. That of course, being to say and do so many crazy t...

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September 2016


Friday 23 September 1616

Well, I've got all potential cabinet members decided and just in case we don't win, which means the end of America, I've signed each person to an unbr...

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