Donald Trump - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Donald Trump. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Donald Trump would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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August 2017


Thursday 10 August 1717

Man, that guy from China is threatening me again. I mean Korea. One of the Koreas. I can never keep them straight. But I know the American people want...

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July 2017


Thursday 27 July 1717

That Sessions is really pissing me off. Who does he think he is, recusing himself, right when I really need him! He's just like the others, they're al...

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Saturday 22 July 1717

Dear Diary- This will have to be short. The Secret Service man I was having to transcribe this quit, just like those other traitors. I wonder if Sean...

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June 2017


Saturday 24 June 1717

I'm sure the polls showing me as most unpopular President are wrong. All you've got to do is see how many people turned out to see me in Iowa! And New...

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Monday 12 June 1717

Where is my phone? I have some tweets I have to share! MELANIA!! Where is my phone? Those assholes are always trying to hide my phone so I won't tweet...

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Sunday 04 June 1717

I wish George W. What's his name? Oh ya, Bush. I wish he would call me back. They keep saying that he let his cell phone run out of power again and he...

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Friday 02 June 1717

Well, I guess I showed those stuck-up Paris Accord assholes. I guess they think they can just ignore me and point and laugh at me. I will show them no...

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May 2017


Friday 26 May 1717

My wife Melania says she'll let me hold her hand if I take her home. I keep explaining to her that we can't go home until they drop all this impeachme...

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Trump Says Obama and Hillary Tricked Donald Trump, Jr. Into Releasing Incriminating E-Mails

"I got disguised, got him drunk, and then hypnotized him to make his e-mails public." said Hillary.
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