Dick Cheney - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Dick Cheney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Dick Cheney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear Diary, Did a little deer hunting in Wisconsin today. I didn't see anything because the rim of my beer can was blocking my vision. A guy in ou...
Dear Diary, I went hunting today. It felt good to get the heart a good workout. I also didn't drink this time, so nobody got shot this time. I...
Retirement is boring as hell. I wonder if anyone noticed if I took the new Vice President's place? We're both old farts, we both have tempers, we...
Only 3 Drugs In America's Pharmacopeia "Do anything"A high ranking official with the FDA made the remark Thursday at a cocktail party. He said "other than this whiskey the only thing medicine has to offer is penicillin, tranquilizers, and amphetamines"
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