Dick Cheney - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Dick Cheney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Dick Cheney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2009


Friday 11 December 099

December 11th - Haven't shot anyone recently, but did shoot my load over the wife's chest last night while she as sleeping.

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October 2009


Saturday 17 October 099

I miss the days when I could have the secret service bring me small ghetto children and sacrifice them to my dark gods. Maybe I can convince Hallibur...

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August 2009


Sunday 02 August 099

Dear Diary: Things are getting a little complicated just now. Dubya is recooping after I shot him by accident. Apparently, one of the buck shot h...

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July 2009


Thursday 30 July 099

Dear Diary: I could be in a wee bit of trouble this time. And it isn't even my fault. Really, it's nobody's fault, unless, of course it's Dubya's...

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Tuesday 28 July 099

Have you heard "Any Other Day" by Hilary Duff? It's awesome! It's the USA's problem-solver! Should tell Hillary Clinton and Barack Obma about it! It m...

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Tuesday 07 July 099

You know what? I don't know what is happening to the world these days. It's like, we're living in a different world and I don't even know how to expla...

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