Dick Cheney - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Dick Cheney. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Dick Cheney would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
December 11th - Haven't shot anyone recently, but did shoot my load over the wife's chest last night while she as sleeping.
I miss the days when I could have the secret service bring me small ghetto children and sacrifice them to my dark gods. Maybe I can convince Hallibur...
Dear Diary: Things are getting a little complicated just now. Dubya is recooping after I shot him by accident. Apparently, one of the buck shot h...
Dear Diary: I could be in a wee bit of trouble this time. And it isn't even my fault. Really, it's nobody's fault, unless, of course it's Dubya's...
Have you heard "Any Other Day" by Hilary Duff? It's awesome! It's the USA's problem-solver! Should tell Hillary Clinton and Barack Obma about it! It m...
You know what? I don't know what is happening to the world these days. It's like, we're living in a different world and I don't even know how to expla...
Obama in HiroshimaMr. President saying all the 'right' things.
"Death fell from the sky.", said he.
Never rains but it pours, eh?
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