I wish the Devil would stop trying to get me to fill in for him on his days off. I' supposed to be retired. He has his nerve. Even though he already owns my soul, he owes me for teaching him all about waterboarding and other new "enhanced interrogation" techniques he likes.
I wish I hadn't done such a great time the last time he talked me into filling in for him. Although I have to admit, I did a great job, as usual.