Dear Diary - I wanted to go bird hunting the other day so I called up Donnie Rumsfeld and asked him to go. He said he was busy.
I then called up George Bush and he said that he had a dental appointment.
I called Condoleezza Rice and she said she was feeling under the weather.
I am beginning to think that no one wants to go bird hunting with me because of that shooting incident a few years back when I accidentally shot Harry Whittington.
Oh well. Maybe Mrs. Cheney will go.