Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 11 September 2013

Dear Diary - I wanted to go bird hunting the other day so I called up Donnie Rumsfeld and asked him to go. He said he was busy.

I then called up George Bush and he said that he had a dental appointment.

I called Condoleezza Rice and she said she was feeling under the weather.

I am beginning to think that no one wants to go bird hunting with me because of that shooting incident a few years back when I accidentally shot Harry Whittington.

Oh well. Maybe Mrs. Cheney will go.

Dick Cheney

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