Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary


Monday, 2 September 2013

Dear Diary - Well it looks like my straight daughter Liz is starting to get into it with my gay daughter Mary.

And it is all about the issue of gay marriage. I really wish that Liz would just learn to keep her big mouth shut and not insult her sister.

I mean if Liz told me that she wanted to marry a Democrat I would not like it one bit but I would still love her. Granted it would make for an interesting Thanksgiving and Christmas, but hell if Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver did it so can we.

I just hope that my two daughters never use the "N" word like Paula Deen did 30 years ago.

Dick Cheney

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