March 12th, 2012
How I miss George W. Bush.
I've had very few laughs since leaving the White House. Except for that third guy I shot in the face the other day. Hee Hee Better watch the heart.
That first guy I shot, who was that?
Anyway he wasn't so bad until he had a heart attack!
He was carrying on like he was dying. I told him, "Get up and walk it off! I've had twenty-four. (At the time. 27 now)
I actually had one after I heard George say ''I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport.''
That one almost killed me.