Dear Diary -
I have been asked to throw my hat into the GOP ring and run for president. But I don't know.
I don't want to hurt my grandmother's feelings and just brush off her suggestion, but I really do not think that I would get that many votes.
And besides I am too good to be president. I am Dick Cheney. I am the son-of-a-bitch who thought up the cockamamie story of the Weapons of Mass Destruction.
I really need to be in Hollywood writing movie scripts.