Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 2 November 2011

Dear Diary -

Well I have written another book and made a few more dollars. The way I see it, if I write about six books a year I should have enough money to afford that hunting lease down in South Texas that I have had my eyes on for the past three years.

I called up Donnie Rumsfeld and asked him if he wanted to go bird hunting with me and the little SOB hung up on me.

I guess he must be allergic to feathers.

Dick Cheney





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