Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 23 October 2010

Dear Diary,

I went hunting today. It felt good to get the heart a good workout. I also didn't drink this time, so nobody got shot this time.

I am still hearing about the last time I went hunting, and comics are still making fun of me. I really hate it.

It isn't like I tried to shoot my friend, and it isn't like I need to apologize for it. I wouldn't of shot him if he wouldn't have walked in front of me when I was shooting. Didn't he see the damn bird?




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