I went hunting today. It felt good to get the heart a good workout. I also didn't drink this time, so nobody got shot this time.
I am still hearing about the last time I went hunting, and comics are still making fun of me. I really hate it.
It isn't like I tried to shoot my friend, and it isn't like I need to apologize for it. I wouldn't of shot him if he wouldn't have walked in front of me when I was shooting. Didn't he see the damn bird?