Dick Cheney - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 12 January 2010

Retirement is boring as hell.

I wonder if anyone noticed if I took the new Vice President's place? We're both old farts, we both have tempers, we both do nothing but attend funerals and try to raise money for the President.

Maybe I should invite Joe Biden to go hunting with me?

I wonder what his wife looks like?

If he has a daughter and she isn't a rug muncher, it might be worth it.

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