Sven Goran Eriksson - My Spoof Diary

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New Fun-Sized Icebergs

Giant iceberg spotted this summer had shrunk to a smaller iceberg and now laughable little ice cubes that many boats ram into for the fun of it.

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Mice Sing Serenades

Scientists say male mice serenade females! Number one singer: "Old Dirty Rat".

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Honesty Classes Over!

White House Honesty Classes completed successfully as entire staff certified "100% honest as the day is night."

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Greenpeace Poll

New study shows that the average member of Greenpeach have been atomic wedgied, depantsings average of five times.

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US Hit Hard

Swine Flu now second leading disease in the US, behind trade deficiency disorder.

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Clubs Get New Taxes

Clubs in US, Britain with nude dancers to be taxed extra over obscene profits.

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French Smiling Lately

French government orders French people to forget haughtiness until recession is over.

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Teacher Accused Of Having Sex With Young Student

Teacher, 65, jailed for having sex with girl, 16, during extra maths, sex education lessons.

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Grandmother Jailed

Grandmother jailed for ordering kidnap and torture of son-in-law over unpaid £25,000 dowry, walks out on bail. Right into the path of a passing bus.

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Vandal Walks Free

Vandal who let down ambulance tyres while girl, 2, was being treated, walks free from court, right into the path of a passing bus.

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